A long, long, long time ago, I started writing a thing about how Andrew Stanton was annoyed that predator and prey species coexist in The Lion King …
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Disney Princesses
Anatomy of a Traitorous Disney Opinion: We Liked the Beauty and the Beast
Hi there! Here we all are on this fine day, finding ourselves parked on this web page which belongs to two people who preferred the …
Step One: Rock Some Rags
Step one of what, erm? Step one of becoming a Disney Princess, obviously. A long time ago while we were featuring guest posts a lot we …
Moana (Make way, make way!)
Hands up if the title of this post made you break out into song! Hi there, it’s three again. As erm suggested, I haven’t been …
Disney Work
Here’s a handy but incomplete list of mundane tasks that a Disney movie makes look like magic. *Disclaimer: I went through YouTube to find all …
In Which Disney Princesses Can Be Read in a Kinda Feminist Light if You Really Try
For most of my life, I have been confused and fascinated by “Baby On Board” bumper stickers. My primary concern is this: If you do …
The Power of the Princesses
In the spirit of Princess Appreciation, here is another great piece on what we can learn from the Disney Princesses. Enjoy! – erm & three …
I Want: Our Guide to Disney Princess Songs
Disney Princesses are much maligned in modern pseudo – feminist clickbait. Here on 0wlmachine, we spend a disproportionate amount of time defending these young ladies …